Ok, so I've been correcting some stuff and stumbled upon some very interesting errors - some of which I want to make into t-shirts that I'd proudly wear out in public. Here are some sentences to enjoy:
Original say system finger group.
What do you play sports?
They is one times.
Do you like to play sex?
May I open she boa?
Now, here are some strange translations (word on the left = actual word; word on the right = word practice attempt). The following have helped me through some bad days. I cry with laughter thinking about them. After each one, I've made a simple sentence using the words attempted:
yellow - eielly
* Wow, look at that big, eielly bus!
difficult - bifficult
* It's very bifficult to learn Japanese.
housework - hogs work
* Sometimes, I just don't want to the hogs work.
travel - tolevil
* I need to save more money so I can tolevil the world.
exciting - hoppery
* Living here in Japan is so hoppery.
tomorrow - motorying
* I think it's going to rain motorying.
passport - prarytion
* Yesterday, I misplaced my prarytion.
beach - wactru
* I love running on this sandy wactru!
mountain - motorew
* I've always wanted to know what it's like to pet a motorew cat.
again - hogtry
* I'm sorry, can you repeat that hogtry?
around - ryicu/alinpas
* The dog ran ryicu the village.
* Please stop jumping alinpas the room.
through - stricito
* We will do our best stricito thick and thin!
believe - bilbo
* You must bilbo in yourself.
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I love Japan~!!!
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5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! omg that's sooo good! here's the plan (i've decided!)...we're gonna make t-shirts and sell them at EC next year!
Puahahahaha~! I laughed through this entire blog. "I love running on this sandy wactru." WTF~!!! Ahahaahaha
"Do you like to play sex?" reminds me of Borat.
I'm surprised your kids are so uninhibited about writing this stuff. Mine don't say/write anything unless they have correct confirmation from at least 18 people around them.
damn, you're kids are vulgar! today, i was grading similar shit and the worst i got was 'do you like adult movies?' i answered with a question mark.
take it ez yo.
Hahaha! This is a step up from "Granmama" and "get out you nose" in chem class! Love it! I'm totally buying a shirt!
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